[Governor3]

Regrettably I arrived after the peak humor had already plateaued.

[jwpwolfpack]

The earthquake came today and the mountain fell!

[jwpwolfpack]

Mountain men are out looking for their mountain women after the storm!

Interesting quote but not a joke. Invalid in the spirit of this contest.
-Mouse

[jwpwolfpack]

We peddle really hard to go up the mountain and then fly down the other side with our feet up in the air!

Interesting quote but not a joke. Invalid in the spirit of this contest.
-Mouse

[jwpwolfpack]

Go to the mountain! Go to the sea! But always go back to the mountain so you can go up high and see the sea!

Interesting quote but not a joke. Invalid in the spirit of this contest.
-Mouse

[Governor3]

Of course some mountains just aren't funny,

They're hill-areas!

(Dang - the area between jokes and puns is a slippery slope...)

[Mouse in the Library]

Rash Hour has ended


I'll check for duplicates, and off topic posts.



I need a volunteer to pay the rewards.
Volunteer will get 50 WRZ$ + the number of valid winning contestants x 2


Anyone who wishes to volunteer please post in the next 5 minutes and volunteer will be randomly selected

me?

[WordDiva]

May I?

[Mouse in the Library]

Thank you all for volunteering, I appreciate the offer



The 2nd volunteer, WordDiva shall do the rewarding

After I check all the postings, you shall receive the WRZ$ for rewarding all valid posts plus your own fee.

- Please mention the reason for rewarding in the donation posts.
- Please report here when the rewards are done.

47 Posts (11 valid posters) – 8 invalid posts
39 x 30 = 1170 + 72 for WordDiva = 1242 WRZ$

[WordDiva]

All Done, Mousey

[anna1561]

For the next hour You may post the funniest Jokes about Alcohol
(Nothing offensive please)

Risque is ok, innuendo is better.
You may post 4 jokes.
Are you rash enough to show your sense of humour?

The reward will be 30 WRZ$ per valid post


RULES FOR RASH HOUR

1. maximum 4 jokes per person (post more than 4 and you get no reward for any of your posts)
2. no duplicates or off topic jokes
3. duplicate or off topic jokes will simply be deleted
4. Written or picture jokes only no videos.
5. No big images, please! 800 x 800 maximum
6. Editing of a post is not allowed after the contest has closed.
Grumpy Old Druid has spoken


RASH! RASH! RASH!

[eradicator2]

A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.

[eradicator2]

What did the bottle write on the postcard? Wish you were beer!

[eradicator2]

What did the bartender say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini? “Olive or twist?”