Why was the duck arrested?

He was suspected of fowl play.

[eradicator2]

Q: What do you call a bird that can fix anything? A: Duck Tape

Q: Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
A: Because he quacked the case!

[WordDiva]

What do physics ducks say?

Quark, quark.

[anna1561]

[openmind7]

[WordDiva]

What says "Quick, Quick"?

A duck with the hiccups

Q: Did you hear about the prostitute that thought she was a duck?
A: She charged 7 dollars a quack.

[WordDiva]

What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?

He quacked up.

[goldie0608]

Q: Why did the duck go to the bank?
A: Because he wanted to get a new bill

[anna1561]

Q: What does a duck with hiccups lay?
A: Scrambled eggs.

[13Ice]

Q. Why was the duck put in the basketball game?
A. To make a fowl shot.

[13Ice]

Q. What do you get when a duck squats?
A. Butt-quack.

[WordDiva]

What do you call a clever duck?

A wise quacker!