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Rash Hour has ended

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I'll check for duplicates, and off topic posts.

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I need a volunteer to pay the rewards.
Volunteer will get 50 WRZ$ + the number of valid winning contestants x 2


Anyone who wishes to volunteer please post in the next 5 minutes and volunteer will be randomly selected
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Me?
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Sep 27th, 2020, 4:40 am
Alessa9 wrote:Me?


Thank you for volunteering, I appreciate the offer :D

After I check all the postings, you shall receive the WRZ$ for rewarding all valid posts plus your own fee. :)

- Please mention the reason for rewarding in the donation posts.
- Please report here when the rewards are done.

52 posts (13 posters) – 1 invalid
51 x 30 = 1530 + 76 for Alessa9 = 1606 WRZ$
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Rewards all paid, Anna :)
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Nov 26th, 2020, 4:57 am


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For the next hour You may post the funniest Jokes about Computers
(Nothing offensive please)


Risque is ok, innuendo is better.
You may post 4 jokes.
Are you rash enough to show your sense of humour?

The reward will be 30 WRZ$ per valid post


RULES FOR RASH HOUR

1. maximum 4 jokes per person (post more than 4 and you get no reward for any of your posts)
2. no duplicates or off topic jokes
3. duplicate or off topic jokes will simply be deleted
4. Written or picture jokes only no videos.
5. No big images, please! 800 x 800 pixels maximum
6. Editing of a post is not allowed after the contest has closed.
Grumpy Old Druid has spoken


RASH! RASH! RASH!
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Nov 26th, 2020, 4:59 am
Q: How does a computer get drunk?
A: It takes screenshots.
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Programmer A : How much money do I owe you?
Programmer B : 1000 dollars.
Programmer A : Shall we round it off to 1024?
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A perplexed guy asked me for help. “The computer just started typing in Latin. I can’t understand it,” he said. It turns out he was typing in italics.
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Difference between computers and woman

Unlike computers a woman will reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It’s a hardware problem.
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You can follow me on twitter @MiaJohn_mobi
Nov 26th, 2020, 5:01 am
Jesus vs Satan

Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.
They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.
He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."
"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.
He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?"
God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves."
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