What happens if you drop a computer on your feet?
It hertz

[angellove0810]

Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

[angellove0810]

Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left it's Windows open!

[angellove0810]

My wife told me she'd slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.

Don't worry guys, i think she's jokinejkodoworkfjcjkskoe394oo2oc2i2fkf2uu3ug25r2u

[jwpwolfpack]

Computers are our friends until they eat our chips and leave us cookies!

[Hizzytee]

What’s the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble-shooting.

[Hizzytee]

My ex girlfriend was like a faulty computer
I could turn her off. The hard part was turning her on again

[Alessa9]

One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”

[jwpwolfpack]

My computer ate my homework said the student to the teacher. When my Dad was young it was the dog!

[Hizzytee]

The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.

[Hizzytee]

How did the computer get out of the house?

He used windows.

[Alessa9]

What does a shark and a computer have in common?

They both have megabites.

[robotlove]

Why do computers count in binary?
Because it’s as easy as 01 10 11.

[Alessa9]

I changed my password to ''incorrect'' so whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say
"your password is incorrect"