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Feb 16th, 2021, 5:45 am
SebHusPup wrote:Me?


Thank you for volunteering, I appreciate the offer :D

After I check all the postings, you shall receive the WRZ$ for rewarding all valid posts plus your own fee. :)

- Please mention the reason for rewarding in the donation posts.
- Please report here when the rewards are done.

39 posts (10 posters) – 1 invalid
39 x 30 = 1170 + 70 for SebHusPup = 1240 WRZ$
Feb 16th, 2021, 5:45 am

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For the next hour You may post the funniest Jokes about GOLF
(Nothing offensive please)


Risque is ok, innuendo is better.
You may post 4 jokes.
Are you rash enough to show your sense of humour?

The reward will be 30 WRZ$ per valid post


RULES FOR RASH HOUR

1. maximum 4 jokes per person (post more than 4 and you get no reward for any of your posts)
2. no duplicates or off topic jokes
3. duplicate or off topic jokes will simply be deleted
4. Written or picture jokes only no videos.
5. No big images, please! 800 pixels wide maximum
6. Editing of a post is not allowed after the contest has closed.
Grumpy Old Druid has spoken


RASH! RASH! RASH!
Apr 16th, 2021, 8:55 pm

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Apr 16th, 2021, 8:58 pm
Golf is by far the ultimate love / hate relationship. Sometimes it seems as though your cup runneth and moveth over.
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A little girl was at her first golf lesson when she asked an interesting question…
Q: “Is the word spelled P-U-T or P-U-T-T?” She asked her instructor.
A: “P-U-T-T is correct,” the instructor replied.
“P-U-T means to place a thing where you want it. “P-U-T-T means merely a futile attempt to do the same thing.”
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Apr 16th, 2021, 8:59 pm
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Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of trousers with them? In case they get a hole in one.
Apr 16th, 2021, 8:59 pm

PM me for Dead Links & Enjoy Reading :wave:

Cheers,
Diva ♥ x
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Apr 16th, 2021, 8:59 pm
What is the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?

When a golfer lies, he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it.
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Fred had tried to be particularly careful about his language as he played golf with his preacher.
But on the twelfth hole, when he twice failed to hit out of a sand trap, he lost his resolve and let fly with a string of expletives.
The preacher felt obliged to respond. “I have observed,” said he in a calm voice, “that the best golfers do not use foul language.”
“I guess not,” said Fred, “what the hell do they have to bitch about?”
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Apr 16th, 2021, 9:00 pm
What should you do if your round of golf is interrupted by a lightning storm? Walk around holding your 1-iron above your head, because even Mother Nature can’t hit a 1-iron.
Apr 16th, 2021, 9:00 pm

PM me for Dead Links & Enjoy Reading :wave:

Cheers,
Diva ♥ x
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Apr 16th, 2021, 9:00 pm
A guy had been on a deserted island for 10 years when he saw something approaching. Instead of a ship, it was a beautiful woman in a wetsuit. She took off the hood and shook out her long hair. She said to the guy, “How long has it been since you’ve had a smoke?”

“I’ve been stranded on this island for ten years and haven’t had a smoke in all that time”, he replied. She promptly unzipped a pocket on her right sleeve and pulled out a pack of cigarettes for him.
As he enjoyed a smoke, she said, “How long has it been since you’ve had a drink?”

“I’ve been stranded on this island for ten years and haven’t had a drink in all that time”, he replied.
She then unzipped a pocket on her left sleeve and pulled out a bottle of aged Scotch. While he was enjoying a drink, she started to unzip the front of the wetsuit. While doing so, she asked, “How long has it been since you’ve played around?”

His eyes bulged as he said, “Don’t tell me you’ve got golf clubs in there!!!”
Apr 16th, 2021, 9:00 pm
Apr 16th, 2021, 9:00 pm
The greatest sound in golf is the Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh, of your opponent's club as he hurls it across the fairway.
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Do you know why there are 18 holes on a golf course? Because that's how long it took the Scotts who invented the game to finish their bottle of whiskey!
Apr 16th, 2021, 9:00 pm

PM me for Dead Links & Enjoy Reading :wave:

Cheers,
Diva ♥ x
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