[WordDiva]

A ghost walks into a bar, the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”

[hija]

A True Performer
A lion walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any jobs?”
The bartender shakes his head sadly and says, “No, sorry. Why don’t you try the circus?”
The lion replies, “Why would the circus need a bartender?”

Why did the woman bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.

[13Ice]

An amnesiac walks into a bar.
He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?”

Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood."
The second one says, "I'll have one, too."
The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma."
The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?"

Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood."
The second one says, "I'll have one, too."
The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma."
The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?"

Dupe. Invalid -Mouse

[goldie0608]

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.

[goldie0608]

[atreidesx69]

Two dragons walk into a bar.
The first one says, “It sure is hot in here.”
His friend snaps back, “Shut your mouth!"

[prokroustis]

Helium walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve Noble Gases here.”
He doesn’t react.

[prokroustis]

A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.