A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Gimme a pint and a mop.”
George R.R. Martin, Joss Whedon, and Steven Moffat walk into a bar, and everyone you’ve ever loved dies.
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I don't lust for Gratitude or Accolades. My contributions are the hard work of others. They deserve our thanks.
I don't lust for Gratitude or Accolades. My contributions are the hard work of others. They deserve our thanks.
I don't lust for Gratitude or Accolades. My contributions are the hard work of others. They deserve our thanks.
Give a man a duck and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to duck and he’ll never walk into a bar.
A snake walks into a bar. …
The bartender says, “How the fuck did you do that?”
The bartender says, “How the fuck did you do that?”
Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
You can’t tell me that was just a coincidence, man.
You can’t tell me that was just a coincidence, man.
A blind man walks into a bar, then a table, then a chair…
