A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs and swings him around in a circle. The bartender says, "Hey, buddy, what are you doing?" And the blind man says, "Don't mind me. I'm just looking around."

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

[angellove0810]

A priest, a politician, and a clown, walk into the bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Gimme a pint and a mop.”

Dupe. Invalid -Mouse

[angellove0810]

[angellove0810]

A tennis ball walks into a bar. The barman says, "Have you been served?"

[angellove0810]

Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first says, “I’ll have a beer.”

The second says, “I’ll have half a beer.”

The third says, “I’ll have a quarter of a beer.”

Before anyone else can speak, the barman fills up exactly two glasses of beer and serves them. “Come on, now,” he says to the group, “You guys have got to learn your limits.”

Three fonts walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "We don't serve your type in here."

A bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here." A time traveler walks in a bar…

[Mouse in the Library]

Rash Hour has ended


I'll check for duplicates, and off topic posts.



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Volunteer will get 50 WRZ$ + the number of valid winning contestants x 2


Anyone who wishes to volunteer please post in the next 5 minutes and volunteer will be randomly selected

[prokroustis]

me?

[Mouse in the Library]

me?

Thank you prokroustis for volunteering, I appreciate the offer


After I check all the postings, you shall receive the WRZ$ for rewarding all valid posts plus your own fee.

- Please mention the reason for rewarding in the donation posts.
- Please report here when the rewards are done.

55 Posts (15 valid posters) – 2 invalid posts
53 x 30 = 1590 + 80 for prokroustis = 1670 WRZ$