me?

[Mouse in the Library]

Thank you all for volunteering, I appreciate the offer



The 1st volunteer, peaceableone shall do the rewarding



After I check all the postings, you shall receive the WRZ$ for rewarding all valid posts plus your own fee.

- Please mention the reason for rewarding in the donation posts.
- Please report here when the rewards are done.

57 Posts (15 valid posters) – all valid
57 x 30 = 1710 + 80 for peaceableone = 1790 WRZ$

[peaceableone]

Donatewarding Complete. Thank you

[Mouse in the Library]

Google says tomorrow is Mountain Day 2020 ... Never hear of it but...
For the next hour You may post the funniest Jokes about MOUNTAINS
(Nothing offensive please)

Risque is ok, innuendo is better.
You may post 4 jokes.
Are you rash enough to show your sense of humour?

The reward will be 30 WRZ$ per valid post


RULES FOR RASH HOUR

1. maximum 4 jokes per person (post more than 4 and you get no reward for any of your posts)
2. no duplicates or off topic jokes
3. duplicate or off topic jokes will simply be deleted
4. Written or picture jokes only no videos.
5. No big images, please! 800 pixels wide maximum
6. Editing of a post is not allowed after the contest has closed.
Grumpy Old Druid has spoken


RASH! RASH! RASH!

[FreezeMe]

How do mountains see?
They peak.

[FreezeMe]

What do mountains do at dinner time?
They avalunch.

[eradicator2]

OSKAR: Why did the science teacher take his class on a field trip to the mountains?
FELIX: Why?
OSKAR: They needed higher grades.

[FreezeMe]

ANDREW: What does a mountain wear when it gets cold?
RAFAEL: Tell me.
ANDREW: An ice cap.

[WordDiva]

I tried to stop my 103 year old grandfather from going mountain climbing

He told me not to worry because he was in his prime

[eradicator2]

Why do the older ants go up the side of the mountain and the younger ants go down the side of the mountain?

Because they're descendants!

[WordDiva]

Did you hear about the presidential candidate who died in an accident while mountain climbing?

Yeah, his opponent won by a landslide!

[eradicator2]

What are funnier mountain ranges or forest?

Mountain ranges, they're hill areas.

[peaceableone]

Why are mountains allways tired?
Answer: Because they don't Everest

[WordDiva]

My mountain climbing partner's last words were wasted on giving me advice about toys I don't even have.

"DON'T LEGO."

[eradicator2]

Once I started falling down the mountain,

It all went downhill from there.