Have fun, win prizes, participate in our contests!
Jul 18th, 2020, 10:12 pm
Thank you all for volunteering, I appreciate the offer :D

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The 1st volunteer, peaceableone shall do the rewarding



After I check all the postings, you shall receive the WRZ$ for rewarding all valid posts plus your own fee. :)

- Please mention the reason for rewarding in the donation posts.
- Please report here when the rewards are done.

57 Posts (15 valid posters) – all valid
57 x 30 = 1710 + 80 for peaceableone = 1790 WRZ$
Jul 18th, 2020, 10:12 pm
Last edited by Mouse in the Library on Jul 18th, 2020, 10:27 pm, edited 1 time in total. Reason: mistake with number of volunteers fixed

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Aug 9th, 2020, 10:10 pm


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Google says tomorrow is Mountain Day 2020 :think: ... Never hear of it :D but...
For the next hour You may post the funniest Jokes about MOUNTAINS
(Nothing offensive please)


Risque is ok, innuendo is better.
You may post 4 jokes.
Are you rash enough to show your sense of humour?

The reward will be 30 WRZ$ per valid post


RULES FOR RASH HOUR

1. maximum 4 jokes per person (post more than 4 and you get no reward for any of your posts)
2. no duplicates or off topic jokes
3. duplicate or off topic jokes will simply be deleted
4. Written or picture jokes only no videos.
5. No big images, please! 800 pixels wide maximum
6. Editing of a post is not allowed after the contest has closed.
Grumpy Old Druid has spoken


RASH! RASH! RASH!
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Aug 9th, 2020, 10:11 pm
How do mountains see?
They peak.
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What do mountains do at dinner time?
They avalunch.
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OSKAR: Why did the science teacher take his class on a field trip to the mountains?
FELIX: Why?
OSKAR: They needed higher grades.
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ANDREW: What does a mountain wear when it gets cold?
RAFAEL: Tell me.
ANDREW: An ice cap.
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I tried to stop my 103 year old grandfather from going mountain climbing

He told me not to worry because he was in his prime
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PM me for Dead Links & Enjoy Reading :wave:

Cheers,
Diva ♥ x
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Aug 9th, 2020, 10:13 pm
Why do the older ants go up the side of the mountain and the younger ants go down the side of the mountain?

Because they're descendants!
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Aug 9th, 2020, 10:14 pm
Did you hear about the presidential candidate who died in an accident while mountain climbing?

Yeah, his opponent won by a landslide!
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PM me for Dead Links & Enjoy Reading :wave:

Cheers,
Diva ♥ x
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Aug 9th, 2020, 10:14 pm
What are funnier mountain ranges or forest?

Mountain ranges, they're hill areas.
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Why are mountains allways tired?
Answer: Because they don't Everest
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My mountain climbing partner's last words were wasted on giving me advice about toys I don't even have.

"DON'T LEGO."
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PM me for Dead Links & Enjoy Reading :wave:

Cheers,
Diva ♥ x
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Aug 9th, 2020, 10:14 pm
Once I started falling down the mountain,

It all went downhill from there.
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