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Aug 9th, 2020, 10:23 pm
I fell asleep on a mountain last night
Man was it rock hard

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Aug 9th, 2020, 10:23 pm
Last edited by wellwhocares on Aug 9th, 2020, 10:32 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Aug 9th, 2020, 10:25 pm
Q:Why can't you play hide and seek with mountains
A:Because they are always peaking
Aug 9th, 2020, 10:25 pm
Aug 9th, 2020, 10:26 pm
There were three guys, Bill, John and Gary. They traveled all the way to the top of a mountain because there was a rumor of an old legend that if you climbed to the top of this one mountain you could jump off and have any wish you would like. So when they finally reached the top John said to Bill:

"Ummm...hey you know you were the one who made this possible so whay don't you go first? heh heh" he said because he didn't think it would work. "No thats okay you can go first John" Bill said pushing John off the side of a mountain.

"AAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!"John yelled. "Quick make a wish Johnny-Boy!" Gary yelled out. "I-...I WISH I WAS AN EAGLE!" John screamed as he surprisingly turned into an eagle before their eyes. "YEAH!!! I'm an eagle! awsome...ummmmm...okay uh now how do you fly this thing?" he asked himself as he flew into a wall. The other two started to laugh.

"Okay my turn!"Gary said. "hmmmmm..." He jumped off and said "I wish I could be a bat he said as he started to look at the sun. "Aaghh I'm blind! I'm blind!"

"Stupid..."Bill said laughing. "Okay..." He started to ponder when he slipped and fell off the side of the mountain. "OH CR@P!!!" When he landed, he turned into a pile of cr@p.
Aug 9th, 2020, 10:26 pm
Aug 9th, 2020, 10:26 pm
It's recommended you dress warmly in the Andes Mountains.
That place is Chile.
Aug 9th, 2020, 10:26 pm

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Aug 9th, 2020, 10:27 pm
Jack: What’s the wettest mountain in the world?
John: What?
Jack: Mountain Dew.
Aug 9th, 2020, 10:27 pm
Aug 9th, 2020, 10:29 pm
What do you call a stoner that lives in a mountain?
A cave maaaan

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Aug 9th, 2020, 10:29 pm
Aug 9th, 2020, 10:33 pm
Q: What rock group has four men that don't sing?

A: Mount rushmore
Aug 9th, 2020, 10:33 pm
Aug 9th, 2020, 10:48 pm
Once I started falling down the mountain,
It all went downhill from there
Aug 9th, 2020, 10:48 pm
Aug 9th, 2020, 10:50 pm
What does a mountain say when it's sick?
Answer: I'm feeling hill
Aug 9th, 2020, 10:50 pm
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Aug 9th, 2020, 10:51 pm
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy

Who are you?

I am mountain man
Aug 9th, 2020, 10:51 pm

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Aug 9th, 2020, 10:52 pm
why do mountains contain things? because their moun tains
Aug 9th, 2020, 10:52 pm

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Aug 9th, 2020, 10:52 pm
What did one mountain tell the other about his birthday present
No peaking
Aug 9th, 2020, 10:52 pm
Aug 9th, 2020, 10:53 pm
Do you want hear mountain jokes?
Every mountain is edge case.
Aug 9th, 2020, 10:53 pm
Last edited by irathomas on Aug 9th, 2020, 10:56 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Aug 9th, 2020, 10:54 pm
How did the egg get up the mountain?
It scrambled up!
Aug 9th, 2020, 10:54 pm
Aug 9th, 2020, 10:59 pm
I never thought mountains would make for good jokes...

I guess I’ve always taken for them for granite.
Aug 9th, 2020, 10:59 pm

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