Me thinks this is a case of Fatal Attraction, as this chic clearly has all the makings of a "honey-bunny-boiler," or Rabbit Roaster, if you will.
History has shown standing in a kitchen over a pot of honey-bunny broth or about to serve oven roasted Roger just isn't her style...that sort of impulsive psycho is so cliché, and she is definitely a patient, long-game gal who appreciates the sort of drawn-out, complex, and convoluted MO demonstrated by cursing innocent infants to 16 years later be comatosed by sewing equipment which can only be remedied by the lips of someone who has already met and fallen in fabled true love with a girl who has only been around for 16 likely sheltered years (or is the sort of person who can fall in true love with a comatosed young girl ::shudders::)....all to get vengeance on the man who chose a princess and a kingdom over her.....
Just like Roger chose that Jezebel Jessica over her magnificent Maleficent self.
Thankfully, as we all know, there were unforeseen curse loopholes, and Maleficent came away from the whole Stephan-Aurora debacle with a new perspective. Exacting vengeance on innocent babies and pet bunnies is just wrong. It is far more appropriate to break the heart and spirit of that Rabbit who betrayed you by framing him for the murder of the jolly, middle-aged, Toon-loving man you sacrificed after spreading rumors that the latter was playing a lot more than patty cake with that undeserving Jezebel Jessica.
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