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Nov 4th, 2021, 5:21 pm
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Show me the Funny!


The topic for today is
SHOES
bring on the laughter :lol:


What is it?
A contest where you post a joke, image, video on the topic of today
The contest will be updated after approximately 24 hours.

How do you play?
Post your funny joke, image, gif or video - simples!

Post example:
Fatima99 wrote:
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Rules:
Each player is allowed only one post each round (any more and I'll send the heavies round)
No duplicates within a round please obviously - be original - we all get bored hearing the same old joke :lol:
Nothing too rude or offensive - please don't make us all blush
Previously used funnies may not be posted again
No big images, please! 800 x 800 pixels is the maximum size permitted. Short, snappy jokes and videos only, otherwise we'll all get bored watching and wander off to do something more interesting :lol:
You may edit or delete your post as long as the round is still open

Rewards:
30 WRZ$ each valid post


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Nov 4th, 2021, 5:21 pm

Twitter: Fatima99@fatima99_mobi
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Nov 4th, 2021, 5:28 pm
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Nov 4th, 2021, 5:28 pm

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Nov 4th, 2021, 5:38 pm
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Nov 4th, 2021, 5:38 pm
Nov 4th, 2021, 6:06 pm
How does the rain tie its shoe laces? With a rainbow.

Which animal sleeps with its shoes on? A horse.

How come Winnie-the-Pooh doesn't wear shoes? Because he has bear feet.

What kind of shoes does a spy wear? Sneakers.

What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.

What's made of leather or canvas and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe.

How come all shoemakers go to heaven? Because they have good soles.

What do you get if you cross bread with a pair of shoes? Loafers.

Which footwear don't plumbers like? Clogs.
Nov 4th, 2021, 6:06 pm

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Nov 4th, 2021, 6:12 pm
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(With apologies to Ice, speaking as man who appreciates a woman in quality footwear)
Nov 4th, 2021, 6:12 pm

I dumped Twitter - tune in, turn on, on Discord!
https://discord.gg/As9DZkGXUM
Online
Nov 4th, 2021, 8:16 pm
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Nov 4th, 2021, 8:16 pm

"I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."

Robert Frost

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Nov 4th, 2021, 8:20 pm
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Nov 4th, 2021, 8:20 pm

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Believe me, you are someone's crush. Yes, you are!
Nov 4th, 2021, 8:23 pm
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Nov 4th, 2021, 8:23 pm
Nov 5th, 2021, 1:18 am
Friend of mine is an expert in making clown shoes. It’s no small feat.
Nov 5th, 2021, 1:18 am
Nov 5th, 2021, 1:43 am
What did the man who was always late put in his shoes? Herbs, so he could always be on thyme.

Which letter has its own brand of shoes? A D does.

What's a water bird's favourite footwear? Duck Martins.

What kind of shoes would an artist wear? Sketchers.

What happened when the teacher tied all the children's shoelaces together? They went on a class trip.

What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers.
Nov 5th, 2021, 1:43 am
Nov 5th, 2021, 2:29 am
Can it win best car in show?
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Of course! It's a shoe in!



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWNQTqMkezc
Fly Guy Gets Released from Prison to Retake the Streets... in his Awesome Pimp Shoes!
Nov 5th, 2021, 2:29 am

Testing, one, two, three.
Everything I post is always in good humor and fun.
Unless I'm on my soapbox screaming out crazy, and then well......
Nov 5th, 2021, 2:55 am
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Nov 5th, 2021, 2:55 am

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