[Fatima99]

Show me the Funny!

The topic for today is
SHOES
bring on the laughter

What is it?
A contest where you post a joke, image, video on the topic of today
The contest will be updated after approximately 24 hours.

How do you play?
Post your funny joke, image, gif or video - simples!

Post example:

Rules:
Each player is allowed only one post each round (any more and I'll send the heavies round)
No duplicates within a round please obviously - be original - we all get bored hearing the same old joke
Nothing too rude or offensive - please don't make us all blush
Previously used funnies may not be posted again
No big images, please! 800 x 800 pixels is the maximum size permitted. Short, snappy jokes and videos only, otherwise we'll all get bored watching and wander off to do something more interesting
You may edit or delete your post as long as the round is still open

Rewards:
30 WRZ$ each valid post

[ozswede]

[PennySerenade]

[angellove0810]

[accountant1usa]

How does the rain tie its shoe laces? With a rainbow.

Which animal sleeps with its shoes on? A horse.

How come Winnie-the-Pooh doesn't wear shoes? Because he has bear feet.

What kind of shoes does a spy wear? Sneakers.

What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.

What's made of leather or canvas and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe.

How come all shoemakers go to heaven? Because they have good soles.

What do you get if you cross bread with a pair of shoes? Loafers.

Which footwear don't plumbers like? Clogs.

[Governor3]

(With apologies to Ice, speaking as man who appreciates a woman in quality footwear)

[Basia1971]

[prokroustis]

Friend of mine is an expert in making clown shoes. It’s no small feat.

[Dendra]

What did the man who was always late put in his shoes? Herbs, so he could always be on thyme.

Which letter has its own brand of shoes? A D does.

What's a water bird's favourite footwear? Duck Martins.

What kind of shoes would an artist wear? Sketchers.

What happened when the teacher tied all the children's shoelaces together? They went on a class trip.

What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers.

Can it win best car in show?

Of course! It's a shoe in!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWNQTqMkezc
Fly Guy Gets Released from Prison to Retake the Streets... in his Awesome Pimp Shoes!

[goldie0608]