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I opened the fridge today and the milk was singing a Michael Jackson song.
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A poem this time
In a world of melodies so sweet,
Where voices soar and hearts entreat,
There was a singer, quite unique,
Whose vocal prowess made us weak.
With every note that he did reach,
Windows shattered, out of our reach,
The birds fell silent, ears in dread,
His singing caused a flower's petals to shed.
His voice, a cacophony untamed,
Like a strangled cat, it loudly proclaimed,
A symphony of chaos, an awful din,
The audience cringed, their faces grim.
He belted tunes with such conviction,
But alas, it brought no benediction,
His notes were flat, his rhythm awry,
The audience prayed for the end to nigh.
Yet, he sang with heart and soul so pure,
Unaware of his pitch that was unsure,
With gusto, he bellowed, unabashed,
Leaving eardrums rattled and ears thrashed.
Oh, his singing, a comedic delight,
A festival of wrong notes in the night,
He unintentionally brought us cheer,
For laughter filled the atmosphere.
And so, we gathered to hear him sing,
With anticipation, we'd cringe and cling,
For in his terrible singing, we found glee,
A joke, a jest, a joyful spree.
So let us celebrate this singer's art,
Though his vocal cords may tear us apart,
For in his imperfection, we find joy,
And laughter, our hearts it does employ.
In a world of melodies so sweet,
Where voices soar and hearts entreat,
There was a singer, quite unique,
Whose vocal prowess made us weak.
With every note that he did reach,
Windows shattered, out of our reach,
The birds fell silent, ears in dread,
His singing caused a flower's petals to shed.
His voice, a cacophony untamed,
Like a strangled cat, it loudly proclaimed,
A symphony of chaos, an awful din,
The audience cringed, their faces grim.
He belted tunes with such conviction,
But alas, it brought no benediction,
His notes were flat, his rhythm awry,
The audience prayed for the end to nigh.
Yet, he sang with heart and soul so pure,
Unaware of his pitch that was unsure,
With gusto, he bellowed, unabashed,
Leaving eardrums rattled and ears thrashed.
Oh, his singing, a comedic delight,
A festival of wrong notes in the night,
He unintentionally brought us cheer,
For laughter filled the atmosphere.
And so, we gathered to hear him sing,
With anticipation, we'd cringe and cling,
For in his terrible singing, we found glee,
A joke, a jest, a joyful spree.
So let us celebrate this singer's art,
Though his vocal cords may tear us apart,
For in his imperfection, we find joy,
And laughter, our hearts it does employ.
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