[accountant1usa]

A Catholic bishop, a Baptist minister, and a Jewish Rabbi meet in a bar.
The three men sit next to each other and begin talking about life and the aspects of their various faiths. The town they all lived in was in a very heavily forested area and after a couple of drinks the men have an idea.

Each man puts down a couple hundred bucks and they decide to have a competition. The first man to convert a bear to their religion will get the money. The men decide to meet back at the bar in two weeks.

Two weeks pass and the men return to the bar and the bishop has a cast on his arm. The other men asked what happened to him. The bishop replied "well I found a bear scratching itself against a tree. I tried to get a rosary around its neck but it bit me"

The minister has a cast on his leg and the other two men asked what happened to him. The minister said "Well I was down by the stream and I found a bear trying to catch salmon so I tried to dunk its head in the water to Baptize him but he didn't like that and bit my leg"

Then they look to the Rabbi who is in a full body cast and they asked what happened to him and he replied "Well in hindsight I probably shouldn't have started with circumcision"

[angellove0810]

[BigGlen]

I was at this girls house and we were having a particularly zesty session on her kitchen table. She heard a noise out front and she says, "Oh no! It's my husband! Quick, the back door!!"

In hindsight, I should've ran, but you don't get an offer like that every day.

[mistaya]

I spent over 3 hours making a belt out of herbs, but in hindsight...
it's just a waist of thyme.

[Mintydreams00]

[goldie0608]

[prokroustis]

Underwater Birth
My wife and I decided to have an underwater child birth. The Dr. said birth in a pool would be less traumatic for the baby.

In hindsight, I don't think we would do it again. It seemed very chaotic as everyone was screaming, pushing, and splashing water as they tried to get out of the pool.

[Basia1971]

I broke up with a communist girl.

In hindsight, it was a giant red flag.

[johngriffen]

[Governor3]

[PennySerenade]

[lush]

[hija]