This is my dear aunt Clara. This was her first Christmas after her nasty divorce from my uncle Booner. Everything she got in the divorce settlement she wrapped up as a gift to herself under the tree. Toaster, radio, dish set, you name it. She also purchased a new Chanel bathing suit that she is wearing in the picture. Aunt Clara ended up living in Florida after she hooked up with some bikers. If you are ever in Florida and see a lady in leather shorts and tank top with a drink in her hand, on the back of a motorcycle, chances are it's my dear aunt Clara. I specifically remember her good friend Susan and her boyfriend Choker. For some reason Choker was always carrying a bunch of chains.















