[Mouse in the Library]

**voice from the kitchen**
Honey, where is the carving knife?

[PennySerenade]

This is my aunt Marcee's friend Clyde, He worked at the bank and had a side gig as a ventriloquist puppet. Every Christmas they would put on a show for the family gathering. The act never changed over the years, it was always the same. Marcee would ask Clyde a question and Clyde would remain silent. Marcee would do it a couple more times with Clyde still remaining silent. Finally she would ask him, "What's gotten into you?" To which Clyde would reply. "YOUR HAND!"

Think I remember catching this act but don't remember the dummy. Must have been the midnight show - Gov

[atrustedtree]

Expect you to wish me a Merry Christmas? No, Mr Bond! I expect you to die!

"Christmas is gonna be unforgettable"
*creepy cackle*

[BrightEyes4evr]

this christmas crap needs to end

Chucky? Yeah, I know him. He is my cousin twice removed on my father's side.

"What am I hiding in my hand by the tree?"

[Fatima99]

My mom was an excellent ventriloquist.
For years, I thought that our dog was telling me to kill my dad.



This explains soooo much - Gov

[hija]

DAY 13

Just the present I had always wanted...
... said no one ever

[bookworm28]

Christmas at the Adam's Family house where even the dolls dress up @_@

[LoopyLoo88]

This is an all time low in Christmas entertainment

Yes, we are Chucky and Tiffany every other day

[rflash8]

Him: Hello everyone. Meet my friend Lucy. How should we commemorate, excuse me, celebrate her day?
Lucy: Let's start with a wardrobe makeover. Yours!

All the drinks on my left are not enough to get me through this Christmas day!

The kids thanked their parents for the new ventriloquist's dummy they'd gotten them for Christmas...until the parents said with a look of concern "What dummy?"