DAY 13

In my day, we just had to worry about a jolly old fat man who looked a lot like the type to offer ya candy from his windowless van always knowing what we were up to. Now kids gotta worry 'bout creepy ass dolls stalking and watching them too...

[Misstee]

Day 13



A Bond Villain Christmas.
Woodfinger - he's the dummy, the dummy with the heart of wood
- Gov

"Honey, we've talked about this. Surrounding your creepy collectables with Christmas decor does not, in fact, make it a Christmas decoration as well."

[lush]

DAY 13

I know the Barbie movie was trending this summer,
but Uncle Roger really needs to lay off the plastic surgery...

[matina]

A CHUCKY CHRISTMAS AND HIS MINI ME

[Governor3]

DAY 13 is over!


Another tricky one.

An inanimate dummy - enigmatic, inscrutable, unknowable - served as a mirror to our collective Mobi soul and what did we see? Fear, loathing, villainy - and a voracious, ever unsatisfied sexual predator.

Oh, and a talking dog urging patricide.

Welp, just another day in Christmas Captions. Remember when Ice used to post photos of smiling children and adorable mice wearing Santa hats?

Ozswede, Mouse, atrustedtree, and Fatima amused and positively frightened me the most this round.

I need a volunteer to pay the rewards and a view into a cleaner, brighter world.

Volunteer will get 50 WRZ$ + the number of valid winning contestants x2

Anyone who wishes to volunteer please post in the next 5 minutes and volunteer will be randomly selected -
Rewards for this contest must be paid immediately

[ozswede]

Me?

[Alessa9]

Me

[Governor3]

Thank you all for volunteering, I appreciate the offer



The 1st volunteer, Ozswede shall do the rewarding

You will receive 32 x 50 + 114 for you = 1714 WRZ$

- Please donate 50 WRZ$ to everyone that posted
- Please mention in your donation posts the reason for rewarding
- Please pm me once you have finished donatewarding

Bonus will be rewarded by me.

[Governor3]

DAY 14
What Price Late Stage Capitalism?

With thanks and appreciation to Ice!

[atrustedtree]

Day 14. The laundromat shrunk our Christmas tree! And worse, we said no starch!

[accountant1usa]

Merry Christmas! We are running a special today, buy any tree and get a free Elf! That's right, a free Elf with any tree purchase!

[ozswede]

DAY 14



Her uncle could barely contain his excitement when Susie confesses that she likes ‘em long and upright

Oh my word what happened to the
Christmas trees this year

[Gigijarocha]

Its the only tree than you'll want to take down in january, girl!