[johngriffen]

AND IF YOU ACT NOW, THIS SPECIAL ONCE IN A LIFE TIME RARE TREE CAN BE YOURS FOR THE VERY LOW SALE PRICE OF ONLY $100

[WordDiva]

DAY 14



What do they sing to Christmas trees at their retirement parties?
Fir he’s a jolly good fellow, fir he’s a jolly good fellow!

Sadly, they will keep getting smaller and smaller

Ugly, you say? Who cares! "Free" is what counts here!

[Mumzies]

This is me and my Uncle Vincent before he became famous. That’s his agent Ted in the background looking for “a tree to water”. Little known fact, Christmas trees scared Uncle Vincent cause they are so creepy horror show when they drop their needles.

Cheap? I'm not cheap - she wanted one her size!

We have trees of every size. Come and buy one and have a wonderful Christmas!

[Alessa9]

Hey, it's not my fault! These trees clearly don't appreciate my singing

If only Black Friday was at the Christmas week...

[bookworm28]

Come and get your Christmas tree!
The only place in the desert to get your Christmas tree!

[BrightEyes4evr]

Fir your home, plenty of space fir your prezzies….. just might not see the main attraction

I swear to you, two more Christmas and it will be full grown-up

[rflash8]

Is this what Mommy refers to as shrinkflation?

Similar, yet different - Gov

Jackie mistakes "Tree Topper", for "top of the tree".

[Fatima99]

Uncle Vincent: Sally, what is your Christmas wish?
Sally: I would like to help people in need, I wish that Father Christmas would send some clothes to all of the naked girls on dad’s computer.