This is my great uncle Jasper and his daughter, Beatrice. Every year when they put up their Christmas tree they would put a bottle of J&B under it to "start the season off right". Truth be told great uncle Jasper was a terrible binge drinker during the holidays. As usual he would pass out early just before Christmas dinner. One year, when he was passed out us kids secretly put the turkey neck in his zipper. When Beatrice came out of the bathroom and saw the cat gnawing on it she passed out immediately.
