[symos]

Goat Simulator v1.0
Requirements: 4.0.3+/ Modded GP
Overview: Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true!


Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
Key Features
* You can be a goat
* Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
* MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
* In-game physics that spazz out all the time
* Seriously look at that goat's neck
* You can be a goat

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More Info:

Code: Select allEhttps://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.coffeestainstudios.goatsimulator

Download Instructions: thanks to alien shooter
(Closed Filehost) https://uploaded.net/file/pp4aco79/Goat.adreno.apk
(Closed Filehost) https://uploaded.net/file/yhf8nh6o/Goat.mali.apk
(Closed Filehost) https://uploaded.net/file/fm8wx6bk/goat.tegra.apk
(Closed Filehost) https://uploaded.net/file/pv4yyldi/Goat.power.apk

Mirror:
https://www.oboom.com/LVGTJUO5/goat.tegra.apk
https://www.oboom.com/C6O5ORKS/Goat.power.apk
https://www.oboom.com/HFG1YNZR/Goat.adreno.apk
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(Closed Filehost) https://unlimitzone.com/gm4dwdc28c75/Goat.power.apk.html
(Closed Filehost) https://unlimitzone.com/2jx45jx4xwf7/goat.tegra.apk.html
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(Closed Filehost) https://uploadrocket.net/y34p7do6e7sn/Goat.mali.apk.html
(Closed Filehost) https://uploadrocket.net/d69jsej4neao/Goat.power.apk.html
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(Closed Filehost) https://uploadrocket.net/b8trlthqe398/Goat.adreno.apk.html

Patched:
(Closed Filehost) https://uploaded.net/file/tguzxpx8/Goat.Simulator.v.1.0.Mali.apk
(Closed Filehost) https://uploaded.net/file/h1e0w103/Goat.Simulator.v.1.0.PoverVR.apk
(Closed Filehost) https://uploaded.net/file/8yx6dx9h/Goat.Simulator.v.1.0.Adreno.apk
(Closed Filehost) https://uploaded.net/file/ou4zoc8a/Goat.Simulator.v.1.0.Tegra.apk

https://www.oboom.com/PYAF3YQD/Goat.Simulator.v.1.0.Adreno.apk
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sdcard/Android/obb
(Closed Filehost) https://uploaded.net/file/rop6h1uv/adren ... ulator.zip
(Closed Filehost) https://uploaded.net/file/mr1hj4mz/mali_com.coffeestainstudios.goatsimulator.zip
(Closed Filehost) https://uploaded.net/file/hy0yb02w/power ... ulator.zip
(Closed Filehost) https://uploaded.net/file/pgbhv68x/tegra.com.coffeestainstudios.goatsimulator.zip

https://www.oboom.com/19OIR47X/tegra.com.coffeestainstudios.goatsimulator.zip
https://www.oboom.com/YJBV9PBK/powervr.com.coffeestainstudios.goatsimulator.zip
https://www.oboom.com/UDHOR4EY/adreno.com.coffeestainstudios.goatsimulator.zip
https://www.oboom.com/BOPDA546/mali_com.coffeestainstudios.goatsimulator.zip

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(Closed Filehost) https://unlimitzone.com/kqc9pmqflmo3/pow ... r.zip.html
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Doesn't work on my Galaxy S3 i9300 using the mali version. Can you give absolutely any information on what sort of Google Play mod is required? Took me a while to realize GP even meant Google Play.

[Darksky11]

Worked for me on S4 (Adreno) using the patched version. Just shows a message unable to do something on google play but then works. I had data off when trying.

FC for me using patched adreno version on Nexus 5.

[Ridley]

I can get mine to launch, but it's just a black screen with the menus. Whenever I run the game, I can see the buttons, but it's all black behind them. Any ideas?

[sabbys]

I can get mine to launch, but it's just a black screen with the menus. Whenever I run the game, I can see the buttons, but it's all black behind them. Any ideas?

Sounds like wrong processor type. Did you check play store for your device's compatibility?

sabbys

[Tenny]

Can't get the patched version to install.

Nexus 5 Android L Preview.

power Vr working on kindle fire 7 and 8.9 inch.

[Ridley]

The Play Store says my device is not compatible with this version. I installed the Adreno version for my s3.

Doesn't work

[sabbys]

Doesn't work

It does for some people.

sabbys

patched apk
works perfect in my xperia m adreno 305

Worked for me. Why do people like this game so much though? I don't get the hype

[sabbys]

Worked for me. Why do people like this game so much though? I don't get the hype

It is supposed to be ironic (first hipster game?). It does not have great shelf life but you can do some pretty stupid stuff for a while. Think the Sims without the jobs, and being a goat.

sabbys

Haha ok I think you nailed it. You can even sense in the developers apathetic write-up that he like doesn't even care if you buy this game, he doesn't even own a computer, man.